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Time to go

After several years of being heavily involved with computers and the internet, I've decided to give it all up and go and live in a shanty town in Peru. Here I will enjoy an exclusive plot in a "pueblos jóvenes", with no electricity supply and no nearby telecommunications masts. It's possible that you may be able to contact me with VoIP (Voice over Intelligent Pigeons), but due to a local outbreak of H5N1 bird flu, this cannot be guaranteed.

Obviously, I will not be able to update this web site after I have embarked upon my new life. If you would like to buy it, offers may be passed on to my solicitor, Mr Uve Binadd.

1 Apr 2006 - 7:37:25 BST
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